My Lesbian Friend

Today I heard from Secret Lesbian, a good friend from college. She called to tell me that she's getting married next summer. To a man. To a handsome man. It is pretty sad when your lesbian friend gets married to a man before you do. Crack Whore and Suicide Girl are married now, and Baldy has a husband and a baby. Fatty just got hitched as well. I'm pretty glad I've upped the quality of my friends since graduation. Those kids were winners.